[i]t Was The Color Of Someone Buying

My Chauffer Once Told Me That I Would Feel Better In The Morning, But When I Woke Up The Two Of Us Were Still On A Tiny Island Surrounded By Man-eating Crocodiles, And, As I'm Sure You Can Understand, I Didn't Feel Any Better About It.

I Decided That It Might Be Interesting To Have Terrible Things Happen To Orphans Over And Over Again.

How Wrong To Think I Was Anyone Else, Like Thinking Grass Stains Make You A Beautiful View, Like Getting Kissed Makes You Kissable, Like Feeling Warm Makes You Coffee, Like Liking Movies Makes You A Director. How Utterly Incorrect To Think It Any Other Way, A Box Of Crap Is Treasures, A Boy Smiling Means It, A Gentle Moment Is A Life Improved.

If You Wish To Avoid An Unpleasant Story You Had Best Put This Book Down

Troublesome Things Tend To Remain Troublesome No Matter How Many Times You Do Them.