I Suffer A Little Bit From Napoleonism,

I Try To Make Fun Of Myself And Let People Know That I�m A Human Being, And These Things That Have Happened To Me Are Real. I�m Not Just Some Cartoon Who Exists And Suddenly Doesn�t Exist.

I Try To Understand People Who Aren't As Smart As Me And Not Be Hateful.

My Slogan Is I'm The Least Qualified Guy For The Job, But I'd Probably Do The Best Job.

I Knew What Normalcy Was, And I Wasn't Having It.

15 Concubines Ain't Nothin' To Sneeze At.