I Stay Close To My Roots And

I Figure If I Keep My Health, I Have No Intention Of Retiring. I Love To Work. I Want To Be Like Bob Hope.

There's No Such Thing As Free Love. Have You Seen The Price Of Viagra?

If You Talk Bad About Country Music, It's Like Saying Bad Things About My Momma. Them's Fightin' Words.

There Are Some Loony People In This World!

I Got Kind Of Scared When I Thought They Wanted Me To Do Something... I Didn't Want To Be Naked On The Front Of A Magazine Unless Everybody Would Know It Was A Joke. I Wouldn't Want To Be Naked Even Then.