I Started Going Gray In My Early

I Find The Earth To Be A Place Of Misery In Which I Am Surrounded By The Conformity That Kills Society.

I Believe That Laughter Is The Best Emotional Band-aid In The World. It's Like Nature's Neosporin.

You Always Question People's Intentions. That May Be A Combination Of Having Money, Having Fame, And Being A Little Older.

A True Gentleman Doesn’t Prefer Blondes. A True Gentleman Doesn’t Have Any Preferences Whatsoever.

In Comedy, You Have To Be Unafraid To Hang From The Tree Branch Naked In The High Wind And You Have To Be Absolutely Unafraid To Look Ridiculous And Silly.