I Started A Grease Fire At Mcdonald's

You Know When You're Telling These Little Stories? Here's A Good Idea: Have A Point. It Makes It So Much More Interesting For The Listener!

Lord Loves A Workin' Man; Don't Trust Whitey

I Thought Yesterday Was The First Day Of The Rest Of My Life But It Turns Out Today Is.

There's Someone Out There For Everyone - Even If You Need A Pickaxe, A Compass, And Night Goggles To Find Them.

There Is One Thing I Would Break Up Over, And That Is If She Caught Me With Another Woman. I Won't Stand For That.