I Started A Big Part Of My

God And The Universe Said To Me One Day, "you're Only Going To Get What's Good For You." That's Kind Of How I Try To Look At Things. Isn't That True, When You Look Back At Things? "ooh, I'm Glad I Didn't Get That!" You Get More Philosophical When You Get Older, With The More Life Experiences You Have. But I Don't Have Any Bad Feelings Towards Anybody That Was Ever Involved In Any Of That Stuff, Because I Don't Think That People Usually Set Out To Hurt You. I Think That Hurt Is All Manufactured By Yourself And Your Expectations.

I Just Had A Throwaway Part, Really, If You Think About It. I'm Not A Natural Actor, You Know? I'm A Comedian, Through And Through. And I Really Love My Lines. Those Are The Lines I Want To Do.

Weight Is A Glanduar Thing, As Well As An Emotional Thing.

It's So Much Easier To Be Cynical.

I Live In California, The Worst Place In The World For Fat People. There Are Three Of Us. They Have Us On Eight-hour Shifts, So It Works Out.