Aren't You Scared Your Kid's Getting Kidnapped...right

You Don't Know Jay-z's Scedule. He's A Renaissance Man.

Do You Realize How Much Better The World Would Be If We All Just Treated Each Other The Same Way Black Dudes Treat Magicians?

She Broke Up With Me. Didn't Really Tell Me Why. Luckily When You're The Guy, You Can Just Tell People She's Crazy. 'hey, Tom, I Heard You And Lucy Broke Up.' 'yeah, Man. Turns Out, She's Crazy.' That's What They Always Do On Entourage.

Come On, Man, I Got A Full Beard!

Stand-up Comedy Is A Raunchy Profession.