I Spend An Extraordinary Amount Of Time

My First Modeling Job In Paris, The Photographer Said, 'tue Es Belle,' Which Means, 'you Are Pretty,' And I Thought He Said, 'tu Es Poubelle,' Which Means, 'you Are The Trash Can.' I Burst Into Tears. He Was Not Happy About That.

Yes, I Was The Child Who Would Sneak Into Her Closet And Read 'nancy Drew' For Hours After The Designated 'lights Out' Time Of Night.

Lets Talk About The Holidays, More Specifically, Consumption During The Holidays. If It's True That 'we Are What We Eat,' Most Of Us Would Be Unrecognizable During The Period That Ranges From The Night Before Thanksgiving Through That Day In Early January When Everyone Decides To Return To The Gym.

How Come I Love Having An Episode Of Deja Vu? It's Akin To An Out-of-body Experience, I Would Think. It Sits With Me, Happily, Begging Me To Delve Into My Memory To Find Its Match Point.

I Know My Football. And I Adore Football Players. The Crashing Noise Of A Tackle, The Huddle Grunting, And The Roar Of The Crowd Are Music To My Ears.