I Sound Like Such A Tool, But

I Try Not To Date Musicians. It's All I've Dated. Every Guy I've Dated Is A Musician. Obviously, It's Not Working.

Everyone Says I'm Like The Girl Next Door... Y'all Must Have Really Weird Neighbors!

I Get Hit On By The Hottest Girls Ever. Oh My God, If I Was A Lesbian, I Would Be So In Luck. But It's Just Not My Thing. I've Always Batted For The Boys' Team.

I'm Very Friendly Or Whatever, But I Would Hardly Say That I'm That Cookie-cutter. I Don't Live In L.a. Or New York. I Live In Texas, And I Go To Hole-in-the-wall Bars, So There's No Paparazzi There.

The Fact That I've Managed To Find A Husband Who Understands And Respects Everything I Do Is Astonishing.