I, Sort Of, Got Into Comedy Accidentally,

There's Always The Standard Six People You Can Hire That Have Played All These Villains In Hollywood. Instinctively, When They Come On Screen, You Know What's Going To Happen. You Don't Know The Story, But You Know What They Do.

The World Really Changed After 9/11, Not Just In The Tragic Way, But In Every Way. So It Took Me A Couple Of Years To Even Understand How My Art Form I Could Process Any Of This. When The World Changed, Eliciting Laughter With Subjects That Were Funny To Me Before 9/11 Just Didnt Seem Good Enough.

I've Been To Many Funerals Of Funny People, And They're Some Of The Funniest Days You'll Ever Have, Because The Emotions Run High.

Don't Worry, And Don't Kick Yourself Forever. Just Take The Opportunities When They Come.

If Anything Happens To Me, Tell Every Woman I've Ever Gone With I Was Talking About Her At The End. That Way, They'll Have To Reevaluate Me.