I Sit Waiting For Things That I

Be Patient.of Course It Will Come. It Took Me Years To Get An Oscar.

January Is The Garbage Can Of Movies In America, Directly After All The Oscar Contenders Have Been Out.

I Am In So Many Movies That Are On Tv At 2:00 A.m. That People Think I Am Dead.

Presenting The Oscars Was The Most Nerve-racking Job I Have Ever Done In Show Business. It's Very Much A Live Show: They Have Comedy Writers Waiting In The Wings, And As You Come Off Between Presentations, They Hand You An Appropriate Gag To Tell.

If You're A Movie Star, You Get The Girl, You Lose The Girl, And Then You Get Her Back. But If You're A Character Like Me, You Lose The Girl, Then You Get Another One, Then You Get Another One, Then You Lose Them All, Then You Lose Your Life.