I Sing The Songs That People Need

All The Things I Used To Like - Cookies, Ice Cream, Gumbo - I Don't Like Anymore.

Long As I Was Riding In A Big Cadillac And Dressed Nice And Had Plenty Of Food, That's All I Cared About.

I've Gone Through So Much In My Life. I Should Have Been Dead A Long Time Ago, But I Am Still Here, And I'm The Happiest I've Ever Been.

I Like To Shop, But I Don't Like To Go Out To Dances.

My Mother Always Wanted Me To Be A Jazz Singer, But I Always Wanted To Be Raunchy.