I Simply Like Guns Because You Can't

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In Mississippi The Important Thing Is Hooch, Not Bar Equipment.

Now The Only Thing I Miss About Sex Is The Cigarette Afterward. Next To The First One In The Morning, It's The Best One Of All. It Tasted So Good That Even If I Had Been Frigid I Would Have Pretended Otherwise Just To Be Able To Smoke It.