I Shouldn't Leave The House Or Interact

Every Time I Talk To A Fancy Journalist And They Ask What I Do In My Free Time My Scumbag Brain Goes 'say Masturbate, It'll Be Hilarious'.

I Stole Comic Books From My Brother When I Was A Kid, But I Was Never Like An Avid Fan. I Can't Claim To Be Like A Comic Book Geek.

I Like To Think Of Myself Less Like 'an Adult' And More Like A 'former Fetus.'

It's Cute How I Used To Think This 'barely Holding It Together' Feeling Was Temporary.

People Like To Make Fun Of The Fans Who Camp Out But People Have Renaissance Fairs; People Do Civil War Re-enactments; People Do What They Like. I'm Tired Of Hearing People Rage On The Fans. If You Don't Like Twilight, Don't Buy A Ticket.