A Slave Is But Half A Man.

When Men Drink, Then They Are Rich And Successful And Win Lawsuits And Are Happy And Help Their Friends. Quickly, Bring Me A Beaker Of Wine, So That I May Wet My Mind And Say Something Clever.

Thou Shouldst Not Decide Until Thou Hast Heard What Both Have To Say.

What Unlooked-for Things Do Happen, To Be Sure, In A Long Life!

If A Man Owes Me Money, I Never Seem To Forget. But If I Do The Owing, I Somehow Never Remember.

Comedy Too Can Sometimes Discern What Is Right. I Shall Not Please, But I Shall Say What Is True.