I Said, To Be A New Yorker

The Most Guileful Amongst The Reporters Are Those Who Appear Friendly And Smile And Seem To Be Supportive. They Are The Ones Who Will Seek To Gut You On Every Occasion.

There Was Always A Love-hate Relationship With New York In The Rest Of The Country, But I Made Them Feel More Love Than Hate.

The Chinese Describe Themselves As Political Refugees. Many Base That Claim On China's Strict Population Laws, Which Allow Them To Have Only One Child. But If We Accept Them As Bona Fide Political Refugees For That Reason, Doesn't It Follow That People Living In Countries Where Abortion Is Illegal (such As Ireland And Poland) Should Also Receive Political Asylum? After All, Their Country's Policy Is Forcing Them To Give Birth To Unwanted Children.

Maybe He Just Looks Good Compared To The Bores He's Running Against.

Have You Ever Lived In The Suburbs? It's Sterile. It's Nothing. It's Wasting Your Life, And People Do Not Wish To Waste Their Lives Once They've Seen New York! This Rural American Thing - I'm Telling You, It's A Joke.