I Said I'd Be Honest, I Never

I Didn't Want To Write A Book. They Made Me Do It.

I'm A John Denver Freak, And I Don't Give A Sh*t That He Looks Like A F***ing Turkey.

People Say Altamont Was The End Of The 60s. It Was Unfortunate, But At The Time We Didnt Think Of It As Signaling Anything. The Fact That Nobody Got Killed At Woodstock Is Amazing Because That Was Half A Million People. We Only Had 300,000 At Altamont.

With All Due Respect To Mick Jagger, Who Is One Of My Idols, I Think It's A Mistake To Leap Around And Sing At 53. When I Started, There Weren't Any Women I Looked Up To. It Was Mick. I Never Saw Anybody Go On A Stage And Have That Tongue-in-cheek Attitude. It Was All Straight, Including The Beatles. I Love His Attitude, Hands On Hips And Lips Out.

I Am Not Strict Vegan, Because I'm A Hedonist Pig. If I See A Big Chocolate Cake That Is Made With Eggs, I'll Have It.