I Said I'd Be Honest, I Never

I Find It Amusing On One Level, Poignant On Another, When People Try To Get Recognition From An Outside Source. It's Sad.

Without Alcohol I'd Be Richer By Two Million Dollars That Went To Pay Lawyer's Fees.

I Am Not Strict Vegan, Because I'm A Hedonist Pig. If I See A Big Chocolate Cake That Is Made With Eggs, I'll Have It.

Rock Roll Is Not Obscure, It's Really Easy To Understand. So Is My Painting.

Woodstock Is Well Known Because This Country Is So Hyped On Amount. It Was Big. Half A Million People Doesn't Necessarily Mean Something Is Good. It Just Means It's Big.