I Recognize That Knitting Can Improve My

There Is No Wrong Way To Knit. ... We Should All Agree To Stop Correcting Each Other And Deal With The More Important Issue. How Wrong Crochet Is.

I Will Not Let The Non-knitters Of The World Decide How Normal I Am.

As Usual, The Sock Yarns Have No Idea What Is Going On.

Your Average Knitter, Obsessed As We Are With The Art Form, Is Quickly Going To Begin Producing Far More In The Way Of Warm Things Than Are Needed By Even An Arctic-bound Knitter. Knitting Breeds Generosity, True...but Perhaps In A Hurry To Avoid Burying Ourselves In Hand-knits. There Are Only So Many Scarves One Knitter Can Use.

I Will Resist The Urge To Underestimate The Complexity Of Knitting.