I Really, Really Like 'eastbound & Down.'

If You See Me Doing A New Stand-up Special, It Probably Means I've Been Out Of Work For A While.

When I Was A Teenager, You Couldn't Get Straight Pants. Then In '76, When Punk Started To Hit, It Was A Revelation That You Could Find Straight Pants Again.

Don't Buy The Toys That Make The Noise!

I Always Hated The Grateful Dead. Never Even Bought A Led Zeppelin Album.

I'm Not Saying Being A Comedian Is Brain Surgery, But It Is Definitely - It's Like Being A Carpenter. You Learn How To Make Tables And Chairs. You Have To Have The Right Tools, And You Have To Know How To Put The Thing Together, Right?