I'm Pretty Much A Chocolate Guy. I'm

Not Eating Meat Is A Decision, Eating Meat Is An Instinct.

I Went To See The 'spider-man' Movies Because My Wife Is A Fan, And So Are My Kids.

You Get To A Certain Point, Especially If You're A Comedian, Where People Think Certain Things. It's Like, I Don't Take The Time To Explain It To People, It's Just Part Of What I Do.

I Don't Want A President Like Me! I Suck, Okay. I Want An Elitist, Smart Guy.

It Would Be Great If Firefighters Across The Country Had The Guarantee That They Would Be Making Enough Money To Support Their Family Right From The Get-go, But That's Not The Case.