I Really Look Forward To Knowing That

Why Is Partying And Having A Good Time Bad?

I Just Started Making Bloody Marys. I Always Thought They Looked Gross, Then I Tasted One. There's An Art To It, From The Tabasco To The Worcestershire.

Believe. Believe In Yourself. Believe In Others. Believe There Is Positive In Everything.

Slasher Movies Are Fun. You Watch Yourself Get Chopped To Pieces, Yet You're Still Alive. You See The Blood On The Ax And Think, Holy **it, This Is Sick, But You Kind Of Get Over Your Fear Of Death.

I Make Jessica Simpson Look Like A Rock Scientist.