I Really Look Forward To Knowing That

I Know This Sounds Ridiculous But I Like Guys With Love Handles. I Hate A Washboard Stomach - That Does Not Turn Me On.

I Hate Being Tickled. Sure, It Makes Me Laugh, But When I Get Tickled, I Get Pissed Off. I'm Like A Monkey When I Get Tickled - Woo-hoo!

I Just Started Making Bloody Marys. I Always Thought They Looked Gross, Then I Tasted One. There's An Art To It, From The Tabasco To The Worcestershire.

I Wish All The Mean People, If You Want To Be Mean To Each Other, Just Buy A Country Together And Blow Each Other Up. Then We'd Have No Terrorists Left. Like, Don't Kill Innocent People For No Reason. It's Not Fair. We Love Everybody. We'd Even Like Them If They Said They're Sorry. It's Not Fair That Innocent People Are Getting Hurt. It Makes Me Sad.

I Don't Really Regret Anything I've Done, Even If It's Bad. I Mean, I Have A $100,000 Chopard Watch. I Don't Need A $100,000 Watch, But I Like It. It's All Diamonds. That's A Little Extreme, But I Don't Care.