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I Make Jessica Simpson Look Like A Rock Scientist.

If You Want To Be Mean To Each Other, Just Buy A Country Together And Blow Each Other Up. Then We'd Have No Terrorists Left.

I Hate Being Tickled. Sure, It Makes Me Laugh, But When I Get Tickled, I Get Pissed Off. I'm Like A Monkey When I Get Tickled - Woo-hoo!

If I Work On A Movie For Two Months, I Should Be Able To Dance On As Many Tables As I Want To.

The Next Step In My Life Is Hopefully Meeting A Nice Guy And Getting Married.