I Really Hate Bureaucracy And The Idea

My Mum's Always On At Me To Have Children And Blames 'that Stupid Stage Thing You Do' For Me Not Already Having A Family.

I Like Sparkles; I Think I'm A Magpie.

I Love Interesting People With Eccentric Stories And Outsiders Of The World.

Adele's Like A Beacon Of Honesty. Doesn't Compromise, Goes To America And She's Still The Same Sweary Cockney.

I Vote Labour And Can't Begin To Acknowledge Anything Good That Comes From A Tory.