I Vote Labour And Can't Begin To

Mum Doesn't Like It When I Mention That Dad's A Better Cook Than Her. He Was Born In Spain And Spent Eight Years In Portugal And Is Exceptional At Lots Of Cuisines.

Sometimes When You've Got Too Much Money You Lose Your Imagination.

If I See Something That Inspires Me, I'll Dress Like It.

No One Ever Chats Me Up; I Think They All Think I'm Taken. Either That Or No One Fancies Me.

My Denim Jacket Had 'i Love Gnr' And 'i Love Ac/dc' Written All Over It, But I Always Came Back To Swing.