I Prefer Old Age To The Alternative.

It Is Always The Same: Women Bedeck Themselves With Jewels And Furs, And Men With Wit And Quotations.

One Does Not Grow Old Until He Believes He Has More To Look Back On Than He Has To Look Forward To.

Do Not Be Afraid To Be Afraid.

An Artist Carries On Throughout His Life A Mysterious, Uninterrupted Conversation With His Public.

Only Soldiers And Labouring Men Can Appreciate How Glorious It Really Is To Lie Late In Bed In Winter-time. When Your Life Revolves Around Having To To Be At Work At Seven O'clock In The Morning You Know Everything About That Ghastly Lep Up Still Half Asleep And The Rush To Put Your Head Under A Tap Of Ice-cold Water With The Barbarous Object Of Shocking Yourself Awake.