I Prefer Old Age To The Alternative.

Old Age Isn't So Bad When You Consider The Alternative.

Do Not Be Afraid To Be Afraid.

It Is Always The Same: Women Bedeck Themselves With Jewels And Furs, And Men With Wit And Quotations.

When You Hit Seventy You Sleep Sounder, You Feel More Alive Than When You Were Thirty. Obviously It's Healthier To Have Women On Your Mind Than On Your Knees.

The French Are True Romantics. They Feel The Only Difference Between A Man Of Forty And One Of Seventy Is Thirty Years Of Experience.