I Prefer Being Totally Sober Myself.

You've Got To Be Pretty Confident That You're Good. If I Do A Show And For Whatever Reason No One Laughs, I'll Be Like, 'wow, Those People Are Weird'.

I've Never Done Online Dating.

Why Would Anyone Get Married And Have Babies? That's The Dumbest Idea I've Ever Heard In My Life. Or The Scariest Thing I've Ever Heard In My Life.

I'm In A Situation With This Girl That's As Hopeless As Overthrowing The Bush Administration.

Most People Would Say 'the Deets', But I Say 'the Tails'. Just Another Example Of Innovation.