I Poop In The Backyard... I Wear

Willie Mays Was The Best Ever. When I Was In College I Once Made A Catch Like The One Mays Made Over His Head. Sometimes When I'm Lying In Bed At Night I Think About It. It Still Makes Me Warm.

My Entire Life Has Been An Attempt To Get Back To The Kind Of Feelings You Have On A Field. The Sense Of Brotherhood, The Esprit De Corps, The Focus - There Being No Past Or Future, Just The Ball. As Trite As It Sounds, I Was Happiest Playing Ball.

I Mean, There's Chemistry In Life And There's Acting Chemistry. I'm Not Saying They're The Same Thing, But They're As Mysterious.

I Really Like Gratuitous Nudity. I Hate When People Go, 'i'll Only Do It If It Makes Sense For The Movie'. It Never Makes Sense. So I Like It - The More Gratuitous The Better.

It Seems Unlikely That We're Alone In The Universe. But I'm Pretty Sure Nobody's Hiding Any Contact.