I Poop In The Backyard... I Wear

Fame Does Lead To Money, Which I Don't Have A Close Relationship With. I'm The Kind Of Guy Who Never Sees The Money - It All Goes Somewhere Else. I Don't Understand It, I Don't Like To Deal With It. I Have A Fear Of Not Having It, Because I Grew Up Without It.

The Happiest Moment Of My Life Was Probably When My Daughter Was Born.

I Think [kids] Enjoy Reading, But It's A Different World Now. There Are A Lot Of Competitors For The Imaginative Attention.

I'm Actually Thinking About Getting Back To Being A Bath Tub. I Don't Think Anyone's Ever Quite Segued Into That.

I'm The One Usually Wearing The Dress, Which Is What I Would've Preferred, But They Wouldn't Let Me. It's Been 15 Years Since I Did That And My Ass Isn't As Good As It Used To Be.