I Pissed On The Man Who Called

It Was A Favorite Expression Of Theophrastus That Time Was The Most Valuable Thing That A Man Could Spend.

I Am Looking For A Human.

All Things Are In Common Among Friends.

When Alexander The Great Addressed Him With Greetings, And Asked If He Wanted Anything, Diogenes Replied "yes, Stand A Little Out Of My Sunshine."

When The Slave Auctioneer Asked In What He Was Proficient, He Replied, "in Ruling People."