I Pissed On The Man Who Called

The Sun, Too, Shines Into Cesspools And Is Not Polluted.

When Asked What Was The Proper Time For Supper: If You Are A Rich Man, Whenever You Please; And If You Are A Poor Man, Whenever You Can.

When Two Friends Part They Should Lock Up Each Other's Secrets And Exchange Keys. The Truly Noble Mind Has No Resentments.

Aristotle Dines When It Seems Good To King Philip, But Diogenes When He Himself Pleases.

When Alexander The Great Addressed Him With Greetings, And Asked If He Wanted Anything, Diogenes Replied "yes, Stand A Little Out Of My Sunshine."