I Pissed On The Man Who Called

Aristotle Dines When It Seems Good To King Philip, But Diogenes When He Himself Pleases.

Plato Had Defined Man As An Animal, Biped And Featherless, And Was Applauded. Diogenes Plucked A Fowl And Brought It Into The Lecture-room With The Words, "behold Plato's Man!"

One Day, Observing A Child Drinking Out Of His Hands, He Cast Away The Cup From His Wallet With The Words, "a Child Has Beaten Me In Plainness Of Living."

On Being Asked By Someone How He Could Become Famous, Diogenes Responded: 'by Worrying As Little As Possible About Fame

Fools! You Think Of "god" As A Sentient Being. God Is The Word Used To Represent A Force. This Force Created Nothing, It Just Helps Things Along. It Does Not Answer Prayers, Although It May Make You Think Of A Way To Solve A Problem. It Has The Power To Influence You, But Not Decide For You.