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On A Scale Of The United States, The Hollywood Influence On What Comes Out, That's Not The Majority Views Of Across The Country. What We Read In Us Weekly Or People Magazine, Or Entertainment Tonight, It's Not What The Majority Of The Country Is Thinking.

All Girls Want To Be Sexy.

Beyonce, To Me, Doesn't Have A F--king 'purple Rain', But She's The Biggest Thing On Earth. How Can You Be That Big Without At Least One 'sweet Home Alabama' Or 'old Time Rock & Roll'? People Are Like, 'beyonce's Hot. Got A Nice F--king Ass.' I'm Like, 'cool, I Like Skinny White Chicks With Big T--s.' Doesn't Really F--king Do Much For Me.

I Remember Coming Home From School One Time And Saying Very Calmly To My Mum, 'i'm Not Going Any More. It's A Waste Of Time. I Gotta Get Going With This Music Thing. School's Getting In The Way.' It Freaked Her Out.

If It Looks Good, You'll See It. If It Sounds Good, You'll Hear It. If Its Marketed Right, You'll Buy It. But... If Its Real... You'll Feel It.