I Pissed On My Diploma, Smell The

I Have A Couple Of Guys To Do My Laundry. Just Because I'm Lazy And Rich.

And Now That Martina Mcbride Knows Of T.i., And T.i. Knows Of Martina Mcbride, That Made Me Very Happy, Too. It's Introducing Worlds To Different People And Bringing Them Together With A Song.

I Could Write A Book On The Things I've Done Drunk.

I Have Been To Anger Management Twice. After The First Session The Lady Was Like, 'baby, You Don't Seem That Angry At All. You Seem Like A Really Nice Guy.'

The Best Formula For Revenge Is Success.