I Own Stock, And I Also Insure

I Was Thinking (when He Hit His 500th Home Run) About My Mother And Dad, About All The People In The Chicago Cubs Organization That Helped Me And About The Wonderful Chicago Fans Who Have Come Out All These Years To Cheer Me On. They've Been A Great Inspiration To Me.

People Ask Me A Lot About The Values I Got From Playing For The Cubs For So Many Years. The Value I Got Out Of It Was Patience. A Lot Of People These Days Are Not Very Patient.

Did You Hear That? I Didn't Hear Anything. Put That Question Another Way.

When I Wake Up In The Morning, I Feel Like A Billionaire Without Paying Taxes.

Work? I Never Worked A Day In My Life. I Always Loved What I Was Doing, Had A Passion For It.