I Owe Baseball. Baseball Don't Owe Me

Playing Baseball For A Living Is Like Having A License To Steal.

There Is An Old Saying That Money Can't Buy Happiness. If It Could, I Would Buy Myself Four Hits Every Game.

Singles Hitters Drive Fords. Home-run Hitters Drive Cadillacs.

Brooks Robinson Belongs In A Higher League.

With The Money I'm Making, I Should Be Playing Two Positions.