I Owe Baseball. Baseball Don't Owe Me

I Don't Like To Be Compared To Joe Jackson. Because Joe Jackson, I Think, Took Money To Throw World Series Games. Well, I Know I Bet On My Own Team To Win. There's Pretty Much A Big Difference There, But Both Of Us Were Wrong.

Doctors Tell Me I Have The Body Of A Thirty Year Old. I Know I Have The Brain Of A Fifteen Year Old. If You've Got Both, You Can Play Baseball.

I've Got A 15-year Old Son And A 10-year Old Daughter, And If They Were Going To Do One Of The Following Things: Be An Alcoholic; Be A Drug Offender; Beat Their Wife Or Husband; Or Gamble. I Hope They Would Gamble.

The Only Book I Ever Read Cover To Cover Was The Pete Rose Story. I Read Half Of The Lou Gehrig Story And Then Made A Book Report On It For Four Straight Years.

I'm No Different From Anybody Else With Two Arms, Two Legs, And Forty-two Hundred Hits.