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If You Want Someone To Be Ignored Then Build A Life-size Bronze Statue Of Them And Stick It In The Middle Of Town. It Doesn't Matter How Great You Were, It'll Always Take An Unfunny Drunk With Climbing Skills To Make People Notice You.

A Recent Survey Or North American Males Found 42% Were Overweight, 34% Were Critically Obese And 8% Ate The Survey.

The Bad Artists Imitate, The Great Artists Steal.

Gaza Is Often Described As 'the World's Largest Open Air Prison' Because No-one Is Allowed To Enter Or Leave. But That Seems A Bit Unfair To Prisons - They Don’t Have Their Electricity And Drinking Water Cut Off Randomly Almost Every Day.

If It Doesn’t Matter, Get Rid Of It. If You Can’t Get Rid Of It, It Matters.