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Nothing Makes You Look Older Than Attempting To Look Young. You Can Fool Anyone, Apart From The Young. The Worst Are The Lip Operations. There Are People Who Have It Done And I Don't Recognise Them Afterwards. They Look Like They Flew Through The Windscreen During A Car Accident And Were Patched Up Badly Afterwards.

Fur Is Not Murder, But It Is Quite Expensive.

They Are This Horrible Thing Where You Are Distorted. The Chin Is Too Big, The Head Is Too Small. No, This Is Electronic Masturbation.

Success Nullifies. You Then Have To Do It Again, Preferably Differently.

I Think Tattoos Are Horrible. It's Like Living In A Pucci Dress Full-time.