I Am Physically Allergic To Flip-flops

I Only Wear The Latest Thing. It's My Job.

When I Was Very Young, At The Beginning My Business Was To Work More Than The Others To Show Them Their Pointlessness.

Youthfulness Is About How You Live Not When You Were Born.

I Can't Wait For The Iphone 6. It's My Only Ambition In Life To Have It Quickly.

My Life Is Based On Change. What I Say Is Ok For The Next Ten Minutes, Then I Change My Mind.