I Only Put Clothes On So That

I Had Lunch The Other Day With My Niece, Emma, And She Said, 'you're So Smart, Aunt Julia.' And I Wanted To Say, 'i'm Not Smart - I'm 41! You're 17!'

I Don't Think I Realized That The Cost Of Fame Is That It's Open Season On Every Moment Of Your Life.

Happiness Isn't Happiness Unless There's A Violin-playing Goat.

Something That's Such A Joy In My Life Every Day - Cooking - Is This Incredible, Horrific Danger To Women Around The World.

God Dwells Within Me. As Me.