I Only Answer To Two People, Myself

You Know, Honey, Husbands Come And Go But I'm Still Cher At The End Of The Day.

Searching For A Boy In High School Is As Useless As Searching For Meaning In A Pauly Shore Movie.

Some Years I'm The Coolest Thing That Ever Happened, And Then The Next Year Everyone's So Over Me, And I'm Just So Past My Sell Date.

Women, Unlike Most Men, Are Able To Accept Mystery, Accept Whatever Comes To Them - Even If It's Not Logical.

I Wear My Clothes, My Clothes Don't Wear Me.