I Once Was The Walrus, Now I'm

As A Kid I Had A Dream - I Wanted To Own My Own Bicycle. When I Got The Bike I Must Have Been The Happiest Boy In Liverpool, Maybe The World. I Lived For That Bike. Most Kids Left Their Bike In The Backyard At Night. Not Me. I Insisted On Taking Mine Indoors And The First Night I Even Kept It In My Bed.

I Learned Lots Of Dirty Jokes Very Young. There Was This Girl Who Told Me Them. The Gang I Led Went In For Shoplifting And Pulling Girls' Knickers Down. Other Boys' Parents Hated Me.

[lsd] Went On For Years. I Must Have Had A Thousand Trips. I Used To Just Eat It All The Time.

It's Weird Not To Be Weird.

Love Is Like A Flower - You Have To Let It Grow.