I Once Heard A Wise Man Say

Doing Comedy Is As Easy As Doing Anything Else. You're Dependent Totally On The Material.

If We Don't Save The Oceans, If We Don't Do Something About What We're Doing To The Oceans, As Well As The Planet At Large, We're Going To Be Really Sorry.

If I Stay At Home, I'm Not Famous. I'm Only Famous When I'm Out In The Streets, So I Don't Go Out On The Streets Much.

I'm Easy Going For The Most Part But Sometimes In The Morning If I Didn't Sleep Well I Can Be Kind Of Grumpy. But My Grumpiness Doesn't Have That Much To Do With My Dissatisfaction With My Station In Life.

A Lot Of People Are Going Around Saying, 'you Won The Academy Award For Such And Such.' 'no. I Didn't.' 'you Didn't?' 'well, You Should Have.'