I Once Gave A Girl A Bloody

I Looked Like A 'super Mario Bros.' Goomba. It's Arguably The Ugliest Haircut On The Planet.

I'm Obsessed With Coffee. My Doctor Says If I Don't Cut Back, I Am Going To Permanently Damage My Esophagus. No Joke.

At My Sexiest, I Look Like An Androgenous Muppet.

I Studied Directing Prior To Acting And I've Done Music Videos And Documentaries And Things That Were Sort Of Well-received.

My Best Advice To Actors Is If You Love Acting, Do It Every Chance You Get. Success Does Not Mean Success. All That Matters Is Whether Or Not You're Doing Your Best To Entertain. The Way This Business Works Is All About Luck And Timing.