I Often Quote Myself. It Adds Spice

The Domestic Career Is No More Natural To All Women Than The Military Career Is Natural To All Men.

Money Is The Most Important Thing In The World. It Represents Health, Strength, Honor, Generosity, And Beauty As Conspicuously As The Want Of It Represents Illness, Weakness, Disgrace, Meanness, And Ugliness.

Success Does Not Consist In Never Making Mistakes But In Never Making The Same One A Second Time.

Girls, Like Men, Want To Be Petted, Pitied, And Made Much Of, When They Are Diffident, In Low Spirits, Or In Unrequited Love. These Are Services Which The Weak Cannot Render To The Strong And Which The Strong Will Not Render To The Weak, Except When There Is Also A Difference Of Sex.

Vulgarity In A King Flatters The Majority Of The Nation.