The Whole World Is Strewn With Snares,

If More Than 10% Of The People Like A Painting, You Can Be Sure It's Bad.

A Broken Heart Is A Very Pleasant Complaint For A Man In London If He Has A Comfortable Income.

No Man Ever Believes That The Bible Means What It Says: He Is Always Convinced That It Says What He Means.

Democracy Substitutes Election By The Incompetent Many For Appointment By The Corrupt Few.

The Public Want Actresses, Because They Think All Actresses Bad. They Don't Want Music Or Poetry Because They Know That Both Are Good. So Actors And Actresses Thrive And Poets And Composers Starve.