I Never Work Just To Work. It's

As An Actor, You're Completely At The Mercy Of Other People. You Basically Go Begging For The Opportunity To Work. As A Writer, At Least Nobody Can Tell Me What To Do. I Can Write What I Want. I Might Not Sell It, But At Least I'm In Control.

Somebody Once Told Me That If You Laugh At A George Bush Joke, Or You Send An Email Cartoon To Your Friends That Makes Bush Look Like A Fool, You Feel Like You've Done Something Significant. But Really, What Have You Actually Done? Just Expressing Contempt For Your Leaders Doesn't Really Accomplish Anything.

I've Always Thought That Comedy Was Just Another Dramatic Expression.

How One Handles Success Or Failure Is Determined By Their Early Childhood.

A Psychologist Said To Me, There Are Only Two Important Questions You Have To Ask Yourself. What Do You Really Feel? And, What Do You Really Want? If You Can Answer Those Two, You Probably Can Leave Your Neuroses Behind You.