I Never Thought To Ever Ask For

A Ghost Would Crawl Up My Leg And Have Sex With Me At An Apartment A Long Time Ago In Texas. I Used To Think It Was My Boyfriend, And One Day I Woke Up And It Wasn't. I Was Freaked Out About It, But Then I Was, Like, 'well, You Know What? He's Never Hurt Me And He Just Gave Me Some Amazing Sex, So I Have No Problem.

It's Very Expensive To Be Me.

I'm Sick Of Being Accused Of Gold-digging. It Just So Happens I Get Turned On By Liver Spots.

I Don't Understand Why God Took Him And Didn't Take Me.

I've Been Craving Peanut Butter-and-mayonnaise Fried Cheese Sandwiches.