Favorites Quote's
Author
Topic's
Blog
I Never Start A Section Of The Story Without Knowing How It Will End. I Also Consciously Try To Shape The Story As Though It Were A Movie.
-Dave Barry
Please Wait....
Translating....
Select Image
Download as Image
English
Spanish
French
German
Hindi
Chinese
I Never Start A Section Of The
Dave Barry
I Never Start A Section Of The Story Without Knowing How It Will End. I Also Consciously Try To Shape The Story As Though It Were A Movie.
Views: 12
Topic
Knowing
Trying
Stories
More From Dave Barry
Electricity Is Actually Made Up Of Extremely Tiny Particles Called Electrons, That You Cannot See With The Naked Eye Unless You Have Been Drinking.
Drinking
Book
Eye
Modern Cyberspace Is A Deadly Festering Swamp, Teeming With Dangerous Programs Such As 'viruses,' 'worms,' 'trojan Horses' And 'licensed Microsoft Software' That Can Take Over Your Computer And Render It Useless.
Funny
Horse
Humor
What Was Life Like In The Colonies? Probably The Best Word To Describe It Would Be "colonial".
Would Be
Colony
It Is A Well-documented Fact That Guys Will Not Ask For Directions. This Is A Biological Thing. This Is Why It Takes Several Million Sperm Cells... To Locate A Female Egg, Despite The Fact That The Egg Is, Relative To Them, The Size Of Wisconsin.
Baby
Cells
Eggs
Most Of The Presidential Candidates' Economic Packages Involve 'tax Breaks,' Which Is When The Government, Amid Great Fanfare, Generously Decides Not To Take Quite So Much Of Your Income. In Other Words, These Candidates Are Trying To Buy Your Votes With Your Own Money.
Government
Presidential
Trying
Trending Author
Kyle Chandler
Jimmy Connors
Adam Carolla
Jane Rule
Jack Kerouac
Steve McQueen
Category
Information