I Never Really Understood All The Hype,

People Are Always Saying Bad Things About Them, But Really They Think They're Just Trying To Clean Up Our Planet. I'm Not Saying It's Right But, You Know, We Could All Benefit From Following That Example.

I Love The Holiday Season, Almost As Much As I Love Touching Myself In Front Of Orphans.

It's A Good Thing I'm A Professional And Could See The Pure Genius Talent Behind The Raw Sexual Beauty.

That Cyclone In Burma? That Was Just Me Doing The Dance To That Annoying Ass Song.

Prohibition Didn't Work, So Why Should Emancipation Work? I Think We Should Just Stick With A System That Has Proven To Be Effective.