I Never Pay Any Attention To Figures.

There's No Gap Between The Writer And The Performer, Which Is What I Think Makes [monty] Python Unique. Five Or Six People Who Write Python And Five Or Six Who Act It. That's What Makes It Unique.

I'm Not Really A Celebrity; I'm Just Vestigially Left Over From Doing Stuff From Before.

If Anything Can Survive The Probe Of Humour It Is Clearly Of Value, And Conversely All Groups Who Claim Immunity From Laughter Are Claiming Special Privileges Which Should Not Be Granted.

Bear In Mind The Simple Rule, X Squared To The Power Of Two Minus Five Over The Seven Point Eight Three Times Nineteen Is Approximately Equal To The Cube Root Of Mcc Squared Divided By X Minus A Quarter Of A Third Percent. Keep That In Mind, And You Can't Go Very Far Wrong.

Learn To Trust Yourself. That's Very Vital. ... Just Stand With Yourself. Remember, In His Lifetime, Van Gogh Sold Only Two Paintings. I Personally Sold Even Fewer.