I Never Leaf Through A Copy Of

Everyone I Talked To Was A Recording-the Bank, The Elevator, Your Office, The School, A Wrong Number. You Used To Be Able To Call A Wrong Number And Get A Person.

When You Leave Them In The Morning, They Stick Their Nose In The Door Crack And Stand There Like A Portrait Until You Turn The Key Eight Hours Later.

When Humor Goes, There Goes Civilization.

Never Have More Children Than You Have Car Windows.

The Only Reason I Would Take Up Jogging Is So That I Could Hear Heavy Breathing Again.