I Never Invite Idiots To My House.

Any Wife Will Save You From Purgatory, And A Diligent One Will Secure Heaven To You.

Not To Be Miserable Is All Some People Are Capable Of.

Among Many Reasons For Being Stupid It May Be Urged, It Is Being Like Other People, And Living Like One's Neighbours, And Indeed Without It, It May Be Difficult To Love Some Neighbours As Oneself: Now Seeing The Necessity Of Being Dull, You Won't, I Hope, Take It Amiss That You Find Me So.

It Is More To My Personal Happiness And Advantage To Indulge The Love And Admiration Of Excellence, Than To Cherish A Secret Envy Of It.

I Never Invite Idiots To My House.