I Never Have Time To Cook, So

I Crashed My Boyfriend's Birthday When I Was 12 Years Old. He Didn't Invite Me And So I Showed Up.

All I Know Is That I've Ruled Out Wearing Fairy Wings. When I Was Nine I Wanted To Get Married In Fairy Wings, And Now I Realize That's Not Cool Anymore.

Women Should Not Have To Adopt Masculine Traits In Order To Succeed. You Should Be Able To Stay As A Woman, And In Tune With Your Femininity, And Still Be Equal.

I Don't Like Junk Food, Just Because I Don't Like The Taste Of It, But I Don't Go To The Gym - Ever.

Comedy Has Always Been Important In My Family. If You Got In A Good Joke At The Dinner Table, It Meant More Than Almost Anything Else.