I Never Expect A Soldier To Think.

No Man Manages His Affairs As Well As A Tree Does

Both Optimists And Pessimists Contribute To Society. The Optimist Invents The Aeroplane, The Pessimist The Parachute.

Like All Young Men, You Greatly Exaggerate The Difference Between One Young Woman And Another.

I Learned Long Ago, Never To Wrestle With A Pig. You Get Dirty, And Besides, The Pig Likes It.

A Man's Interest In The World Is Only An Overflow From His Interest In Himself.